Joel is Mr. Pad Left.
Joel is cupping.
Joel has watched a lot of "Homes Under the Hammer".
Joel keeps going there.
Joel has a new hobby.
Joel prefers to keep it short.
Joel will not repeat himself.
Joel likes a good show tune.
Joel has never seen an episode of Seinfeld.
Joel is nursing his meat.
Joel thinks Harrison Ford is Australian.
Joel enjoys a good Poirot.
Joel doesn't want to know.
Joel is built for speed.
Joel has a show fern.
Joel is becoming a hipster.
Joel is fostering a combover.
Joel has never seen The Godfather.
Joel has a tiny violin.
Joel dislikes the Federated States of Micronesia.
Joel's neighbours are getting a divorce.
Pomodoros with admin.
It's not a feature, it's a bug.
Joel can't remember the name of that driving film.
Joel is the Edison of Laravel.
Joel has a new favourite pencil.