Neither of us wants to be here

Joel is touched.

Bradbury the Joel man,
He’s barely five foot three,
And every year around this time
He sits atop a tree.

Bradbury the bro man,
Got a basement for a gym,
He very rarely goes there
But the running keeps him trim.

Bradbury the Joel man,
He uses VS Code,
Likes WebGL and WASM, and
Occasionally Node.