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A stealthy tourist

Joel's grandmother is trolling him.

Richard Downey Jr.

Joel loves whiskey Vimto.

Simultetris

Joel is dabbling.

Freak of the week

Joel wants Stephen to commit.

Bro mittens

Joel is a butterfly.

Alexa of shame

Joel has a Cadbury's Creme Egg.

Din we cae

Joel is invested.

Dante’s Peak

Joel has a problem.

Ethnically incorrect

Joel is not in the market for a canal boat.

@todo

Joel is posh.

A dormant love

Joel is terrified.

Premise

Joel is Mr. Pad Left.

Disney pain cave

Joel is cupping.

Hello, Gerard Butler

Joel has watched a lot of "Homes Under the Hammer".

Torque show

Joel keeps going there.

Fill in the blanks

Joel has a new hobby.

It’ll grow back

Joel prefers to keep it short.

A fifteen-foot vagina

Joel will not repeat himself.

The full peanut

Joel likes a good show tune.

Dog nipples

Joel has never seen an episode of Seinfeld.

A big hot kiwi

Joel is nursing his meat.

The full baked bean

Joel thinks Harrison Ford is Australian.

Mi casa, su casa

Joel enjoys a good Poirot.

Nothing of tangible value

Joel doesn't want to know.

Sexy good times

Joel is built for speed.

The half-x developer

Joel has a rash.

Nine weeks of the clap

Joel has a show fern.

I know words

Joel is becoming a hipster.

A conscientious graffiti artist

Joel is fostering a combover.

Mildly inconveniencing Nazis

Joel has never seen The Godfather.

Chekhov’s Sprite

Joel has a tiny violin.

Little puddles of misery

Joel dislikes the Federated States of Micronesia.

A very hairy potato

Joel's neighbours are getting a divorce.

Peer pressure

Pomodoros with admin.

You look like a married serial killer

It's not a feature, it's a bug.

Cheese sandwich and a hug

Joel can't remember the name of that driving film.

A baseball cap my mother would wear

Joel is the Edison of Laravel.

It’s a transportation issue

Joel has a new favourite pencil.